Wednesday, March 30, 2011

WHAT'S YO' JAM, CHRIS COGHLAN?



At-bat music. It's something that every player in Major League Baseball needs to have figured out prior to Opening Day. And with that date rapidly approaching, Strip Club With Stanton would like to offer it's assistance to any Marlins who might still be having trouble selecting their musical accompaniment. So, all this week, we'll be throwing out some ideas for some of your favorite Marlins. If you've got your own suggestions, feel free to leave them in the comments section.


Who? Chris Coghlan

What? The Bible Says by Donnie Davies



Why? Cogz probably doesn't hate gay people, but he is super-duper religious, so maybe he does. Or maybe he just prays for them at night, hoping they'll learn that God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve giving each other blowjobs in the airport bathroom. Or something like that. I'm not really all that read up on my religious beliefs.

Pertinent lyrics: "God hates fags / If you're a fag he hates U2." Which I would have to strongly disagree with, because even if you're not a fag, God probably still hates U2. Especially Bono. What an asshole.

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