Thursday, April 14, 2011

IT'S SAFE TO COME OUT NOW EVERYBODY



What you see in this picture is Marlins ace Josh Johnson walking away from the playing field.

What you don't see is the scorched Earth and total destruction he left behind. Car fires, dead bodies, broken tomahawks, all scattered across Turner field, Wednesday night, after Johnson's robotic right arm transformed into a rocket launcher and annihilated the Atlanta Braves.

Seven(.1) innings. One hit. 1,353,082 dead.

Your move, Halladay.

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