Thursday, April 21, 2011

THE SINGLE GREATEST T-SHIRT IN FLORIDA MARLINS HISTORY



The Marlins won their first two games against the Pirates by a combined score of 12-0, Donnie Murphy might very well be contagious and Emilio Bonifacio is playing like he's not Emilio Bonifacio. But, I'll get to all of that in tomorrow's series recap, because today I would like to unveil a new t-shirt. The single greatest t-shirt in the history of the Florida Marlins. (Just in case you didn't catch that in the headline.)

As Joe Capozzi pointed out last night, the Marlins sold only 10,112 tickets to last night's game, despite being right there at the top of the NL East with the Phillies. (And the Nationals, but who's really paying attention?) This is nothing to new to this ballpark or this fan base. After years and years, tarp-covered sections and bright orange seats have become as much a part of Miami tradition as the Cuban sandwich and political corruption. So, to commemorate one final year of empty seats at Joe Player Land Life Stadium, Strip Club With Stanton has come up with this...

THE JOE ROBBIE CAMO
With this t-shirt, the stadium will always be sold out.



You can pick yours up today at the Strip Club With Stanton t-shirt shop!

2 comments:

  1. Awesome. Please add a 3XL size option.

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  2. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can have the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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