Friday, May 6, 2011


What if Mike Stanton wound up hitting 30 homers this year... and Cyborg Josh Johnson continued along his path of destruction... and the rest of the starters kept going seven innings every time out... and the bullpen were to bounce back from its recent string of shitty outings to find itself the most reliable bullpen in the majors... and Gaby's bat never got cold... and Omar's bat finally got hot... and LoMo came back to go on a 35-game hitting streak... and Chris Coghlan continued to make diving plays in center field... and Speedy McFuckface were *this* good for the entire season... and the Marlins somehow grabbed the wild card... and had their playoff dreams shattered in the bottom of the 9th inning in game five of the NLDS?

If all of that does happen, if somehow, magically, all of those players have *that* kind of year, and the team makes *that* kind of run, and the season is *that* kind of special...

What happens if it's all wasted because, for the first time in his career, Hanley isn't?

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