Friday, July 1, 2011
AN ODE TO JULY, GLORIOUS JULY
How can you tell that June is over? Josh Johnson's arm isn't falling off. We no longer have a pretentious douchebag ruining our shit. The Marlins finally won back-to-back games. And I'm beginning to regain some of my optimism. (Not much of it, but at least a little.)
So, this weekend, I want you to go out and get drunk. I want you to wrap shit in bacon and barbecue the fuck out of it. Because the Marlins might be back. Because it's a patriotic weekend. Because you don't work on Monday.
FUCK YEAH, MARLINS! FUCK YEAH, AMERICA!
But, most importantly, FUCK YEAH, JULY!!!