Tuesday, September 20, 2011
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY EVERYBODY!!!
Today is Star Wars Day at Sun Life Stadium. Which is kinda like Bark At The Park, except instead of inconsiderate assholes who like to bring their dogs to places dogs have no place being and couldn't possibly appreciate – like, say, a restaurant or a movie theater or a fucking Marlins game – the stadium will be filled with a handful of slutty Storm Troopers and a bunch of guys those Storm Troopers wouldn't fuck if their dicks were made of diamonds.
I can't make it out tonight, so if you find yourself at the game and you just happen to have a camera and you just happen to see people dressed up like Darth Vader or Jar Jar Binks, send the photos on over and I'll get those posted so the entire internet to can mock them accordingly.