Monday, September 12, 2011
MARLINS BEAT PIRATES, BUT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY WORRYING ABOUT DANNY AMENDOLA'S DISLOCATED LEFT ELBOW
The Marlins did some pretty crazy things this weekend. They scored, like, eleventy billion runs in one inning one night, Anibal allowed -7 hits the next, and they completed a sweep of the lowly Pirates the following day. All in all, a pretty successful weekend, if you ask me. Unfortunately, nobody saw it because, with college football going strong, Week 1 of the NFL season starting up, and OMFG!!! YOUR FANTASY TEAM!!!!, the Marlins were essentially wearing their invisibility cloaks. Which is pretty much how it's going to be for the rest of the season. Chris Volstad can whip his penis out and pee on the pitchers mound in the middle of the third inning and nobody in the world would ever find out.
I'll keep fighting the good fight over here, though, but in case you just can't resist the urge and you ultimately feel the need to scratch that itchy pigskin, go do so at Fins Nation. They've got pictures of half-naked hot girls and they curse a lot and love nothing more than to suffer through an entire Dolphins season with you. You may even remember them from that slightly humorous interview we did that one time. And, oh hey, look! We've got Dolphins t-shirts! Get em while they're hot! Though, I don't really know why the temperature of cotton would be of any importance to you.
Also, if you searched the internet for the next 45 years, you'd have a hard time finding a better photo to sum up the Pittsburgh Pirates than the one you see above.