Monday, January 2, 2012

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG NEWS!!!!!



So, the other day, before the fireworks went off, your balls dropped, and your 2011 Kittens of the Month calendar became obsolete, something crazy happened...
Me: Hey girl, you wanna spend the rest of your life watching me draw stick figures?
Girl: OH FO SHO!
Me: SHWEEEEEEET! Here, wear this metal object with a shiny diamond on your finger!
And so, just like that*, your fearless leader and master of stick figure animations, Mr. Strip Club With Stanton, AKA: @BoobiesNStanton, was engaged!

Now, I know this might upset some of you ladies, because I know you only read this site so you can feel a deeper connection with a guy you know nothing about, other than that he's so super funny and adorable, but I promise you that this changes nothing between us. And, fellas, I'll still continue to post pictures of lady parts from time to time, so no worries there, either. The future Mrs. Boobies is TOTES COOL with my ridiculousness!

Happy 2012, everyone! You're all invited to the wedding!


*Conversation may or may not have happened just like that.

4 comments:

  1. Holy Shit! Lebron writes a Marlins blog?!?! Afuckingmazing!

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  2. Congratulations SCWS! Will us readers be meeting future Mrs. Boobies on the next "everyone go to a Marlins game" meetup?

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