POSTS THAT NEVER HAPPENED: AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM JEFFREY LORIA AND DAVID SAMSON
Mo money, mo free agents.
Now that Albert Pujols and Prince Fielder have both signed with teams that aren't the Marlins, this blog post has officially become wasted material. But wasted material is only wasted if you don't use it. And we're an environmentally-friendly blog, so we can't just go around wasting posts like that and fucking up the Earth. Anyway, this is some of what you would've seen had everything gone down differently during the Winter Meetings.