Wednesday, February 1, 2012

THESE PHOTOS OF THE MIAMI MARLINS ENERGY ENTERTAINMENT TEAM ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY W.T.F AND ASSOCIATES

The Miami New Times has a wonderfully bizarre gallery of your Miami Marlins Hialeah Zombie Energy Entertainment Team™ up, so do go check that out. But, in case you're too lazy to click any more buttons on the mouse, here are a few of the highlights...

CHONGALICIOUS

Not wanting to lose the essence of the original Mermaids, the Marlins made sure to incorporate tight shorts and giant hoop earrings into their new squad. Bravo, good sirs. Bra. Vo.


FAME

Fame – The Musical was originally produced at the Coconut Grove Playhouse, so the Marlins tribute to the show's roots should be commended. Besides, nothing says baseball quite like an Off-Broadway dance number.


'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLLLLLLER!

I can't necessarily explain the Michael Jackson routine; I just know that anytime you put zombies in front of me, you've got my undivided attention.


ZOMG!!1! BALLERINA ZOMBIE CHILDREN

No, no, I don't think you heard me. [Clears throat.] I said... BALLERINA. ZOMBIE. CHILDREN. ROTFLOMGLMAO.


BALLERINA ZOMBIE CHILDREN BREAKDANCERS

Look at that little zombie girl in the back. She looks like she's having so much fun with her living dead zombie self. She totally just ate brains. And that other zombie girl on the left who looks like she's about go full on Doo Doo Brown? ZOMBIE-DORBS!!!

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