Thursday, February 2, 2012

YOENIS CESPEDES IS PROBABLY NOT ON TWITTER YET, AS MUCH AS THAT SUCKS FOR US ALL



Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call that one a fake. Plus, I'm pretty sure the real Cespedes is too busy popping steroids, changing his birth certificate and trying to sign a multimillion dollar contract to be bothered with Twitter. But, hey, if you too wanna try your hand at a fake Yoenis Cespedes, you should probably start with a good Twitter handle.

Oh look, @PrepareYoenis is still open...

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