IT'S OPENING DAY AND JEFFREY LORIA JUST WANTS TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS
Happy Opening Day!!!
Enjoy the game tonight, folks. A full rundown of Opening Day, the new stadium, stupid people trying to take a picture of the first pitch with the flash on their camera still on and whatnot coming tomorrow. Let's all pray that GIANCARLOCRUZMICHAELSTANTON crushes a ball and I get to see Jeffrey Loria's Technicolor Nightmare do its thing live in person.