Thursday, April 19, 2012
THE MARLINS AND CUBS PLAYED BASEBALL LAST NIGHT...
So, I didn't see last night's game because I was forced to watch TiVo'd episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (yo, them bitches crazy) and New Girl (you should never watch this show, ever), but after going back and checking out what I missed, here are my thoughts on the Marlins 9-1 win over The Team Whose Year It Could Be…
8 IP, 6 H, 1 ER, 5 K… 1-4, 1 RBI. That is all.
Apparently, it isn't just Omar Infante; Marlins Park just has a thing for second basemen—NO HOMO! With Infante out with a tight left groin—NO HOMO!—Murphy blasted one out into the bullpen in left field. Now can we shut up about moving the fences in?
Yo, Hanley's Twitter bat did that thing again where it took a ball and put it over the left-center wall. That's three homers in three games for 1/2 of the cutest BFF's in Major League Baseball, for those keeping track. This one wasn't a walk-off, though, so if you're someone who hates Hanley, you could probably argue that he's no longer clutch or something, so there's that. #TradeHanley