Monday, April 9, 2012


Seems like Ozzie Guillen ruffled some feathers last week with comments he made about Fidel Castro that weren't at all taken out of context and used to generate page views and ratings by many media outlets. To clear up any further confusion, SCWS has spoken privately with the Marlins manager and created a helpful list of Ozzie Guillen's most favoritest things in the whole wide world.

Other things Ozzie loves:

• Baseball
• Santeria
• Puppies
• Alcohol
• ThunderCats
• Yelling
• Pop-O-Matic Trouble
• Hitler
• Greek Yogurt
• Matzo (I know, right!)
• That sugary powder at the bottom of a box of Lucky Charms
• G.I. Joe (The original cartoon movie.)
• Roast pork
• Strip Club With Stanton
Christina Hendricks
• Boyz II Men
• Saw IV
• Super Bowl XXXI
• XXL Magazine
• Henry VIII
• Churros

If any of these are offensive to you, please notify your local sports talk radio show immediately.

1 comment:

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