Friday, May 25, 2012

SO GIANCARLOCRUZMICHAELSTANTON HOMERED LAST NIGHT (5/24/12)



After attacking the Marlins scoreboard Monday night, GIANCARLOCRUZMICHAELSTANTON decided to launch an all-out offensive against the bar above the left center field wall. No word yet on the wall's recovery, but we hear it's in stable condition. God bless. (Also, despite what some people may be saying, that home run was not the longest in Marlins Park. The shot off Jamie Moyer bested it by a little over a yard.)

If you're paying attention, though, his attacks are moving slowly from left to right, so it's probably only a matter of time before we see him go all Missile Command on Jeffrey Loria's Technicolor Nightmare.

Roy may breaks faces, but GCMS breaks buildings.


TOTAL HOME RUNS: 10
TOTAL DISTANCE TRAVELED: 4102'
AVG SPEED OFF BAT: 107.93 MPH
TOTAL RESULTING PREGNANCIES: 301

Enjoy the extended weekend. C U Next Tuesday!

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