Thursday, May 31, 2012

WHAT—DO YOU LIVE IN A BARN OR AN OUTDOOR STADIUM OR SOMETHING?

Last night's game featured a Wang, a Johnson and a monster dong. Combine that with our topless Clevelander lady friends and you soon realize that Marlins Park certainly wouldn't seem to be for the kiddies.

That's not important though. What's important is that we have a dome now. And when you have a dome, that means you don't have rain. Because rain can't penetrate a roof. And so baseball shall be played, no matter what the weather outside. Again, because a roof means that no rain can get inside the—



I mean, for realz guys? SMH

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