Monday, June 11, 2012


Last week, I asked you to put your creative caps on, think about the concept of this here blog and then draw a pretty picture of what YOUR ideal dream would be. And even though you didn't know what the heck you'd win for your troubles, you all still came through. I love you guys.

That, up there, is your mediocre prize: A slightly used copy of If They Don't Win It's a Shame: The Year the Marlins Bought the World Series. It's a great read about the '97 World Series team (If you don't believe me, read the reviews on Amazon; they're lukewarm!)…AND IT'S GOING TO BE SIGNED AND PERSONALIZED BY THE AUTHOR, YO!

As for the contest, there were many submissions (mostly from, like, three different people, but whatever), and it was extremely difficult to decide on a winner because they were all so wonderful—HOWEVA— after careful consideration, a winner has been chosen. So, without any further ado…

Third Place...

I want to go to Burboun St. with Bryan Petersen by @FakeMarlinsFan.

You see, because he's always being sent back to Triple-A New Orleans! Also, boobies! Whatever. I laughed.

Second Place...

I want to go to a midget strip club with Lil' Giancarlo by Mr. Dan Smith, who always keeps the party hoppin' at Roger Dean Stadium.

It's not the funniest one I received, but there are three things I love about it. 1) It stays true to the blog. 2) Lil' Giancarlo! 3) Midget strippers. I cannot emphasize this enough... YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH MIDGET STRIPPERS.

And your winner...

I want to go to Boomers batting cages with John Buck by—again—@FakeMarlinsFan


This is exceptional. The crappy artwork. A frustrated John Buck struggling to hit 45mph fastballs from a pitching machine. The helplessness on the face of our reader. The crappy artwork. Did I mention the crappy artwork? It's all just so wonderful.

Congratulations, @FakeMarlinsFan. You've earned your mediocre prize!


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