Monday, August 13, 2012

DID HAMMY RODRIGUEZ REALLY GET 6 HITS AND DRIVE IN 5 RUNS AGAINST THE MARLINS THIS WEEKEND? OF COURSE HE DID

Hammy Rodriguez shows teammates how to properly perform his "I See You" gesture in Japanese.


There are two types of unfortunate incidents: the kind that blindsides you, and the kind you see coming from a million miles away. This weekend, we got a little bit of the latter.

In his first trip back at Marlins Park since being exiled a few weeks ago, Hammy Rodriguez posted a .462 BA with 5 RBI in the three-game weekend series, raising all of his numbers with the Dodgers to somewhat respectable levels. Of course he did. Does this mean the Hanley of old is back? Probably not. It just means that if there's even a small chance for the baseball gods to shit in the mouths of the Miami Marlins this year, you can bet they're going to take that opportunity.

Case in point: Heath. Bleeping. Bell. Who the Marlins will attempt to auction off during tonight's Fox Sports Fantasy Auction!*


*Rumor unconfirmed.

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