Friday, August 3, 2012

WITH NOBODY LEFT TO LOVE, JOSE REYES DECIDES TO LOVE HIMSELF

 While some of the Marlins might have been glad to see Hanley go, there was always one person I was worried about, one person who I wasn't sure would be able to handle the tremendous heartbreak of losing a total bestie. Turns out Jose Reyes is doing just fine, though. He's found a new love. Two, actually: Instagram and himself.

Yep, that's 24 pictures: 18 pictures of himself, one of his tattoo, one of his car, one of his shoes and one of his face on a wine bottle. Holy narcissism, Batman! (And because it's Instagram, there's obviously a shot of his food and a motivational quote.)

It's only a matter of time before Jose begins pulling the top of his Speedo down just enough to take a picture of the cute little tan-lined heart he got while laying out at the pool this afternoon.

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