WITH NOBODY LEFT TO LOVE, JOSE REYES DECIDES TO LOVE HIMSELF
While some of the Marlins might have been glad to see Hanley go, there was always one person I was worried about, one person who I wasn't sure would be able to handle the tremendous heartbreak of losing a total bestie. Turns out Jose Reyes is doing just fine, though. He's found a new love. Two, actually: Instagram and himself.
Yep, that's 24 pictures: 18 pictures of himself, one of his tattoo, one of his car, one of his shoes and one of his face on a wine bottle. Holy narcissism, Batman! (And because it's Instagram, there's obviously a shot of his food and a motivational quote.)
It's only a matter of time before Jose begins pulling the top of his Speedo down just enough to take a picture of the cute little tan-lined heart he got while laying out at the pool this afternoon.