Monday, September 10, 2012
CLARK SPENCER AND JUAN RODRIGUEZ SHARE A WONDERFUL EVENING TOGETHER
The secret to YouTube success is a perplexing myth. Sometimes you post a video and thousands of people see it. Other times, you post a video and it sits there for over a year with just over 20 total views. Like this video, for instance, of Marlins beat reporter, Clark Spencer, lecherously ogling the women of San Diego (from the comfort of a bike taxi, no less), while a wholly disinterested Juan Rodriguez looks on.
My three favorite parts of this video, in no particular order:
1. After the women in the bike taxi next to them blow a kiss to a guy in a third bike taxi, Clark Spencer desperately begs for a little attention. What he gets is a half-hearted "rock on" from the two ladies who clearly just wanna get the hell away from the sketchy old guy.
2. When Juan Rodriguez pulls up to his hotel, there appears to be a guy doing karate on the sidewalk.
3. Rodriguez warns Spencer: "If this ends up on YouTube, I'm gonna beat your ass."
Ruh-roh. Beat that ass, Juan.