Wednesday, April 24, 2013

PUNCH ME IN THE DICK: A MARLINS HAIKU


Make this season stop
It's literally the worst
Punch me in the dick

What's a Mahoney?
I paid money for this shit?
Punch me in the dick

Is LoMo still out?
That guy is a vagina
Punch HIM in the dick

The park is empty
'Cause Loria killed baseball
Fucked us with his dick

"Protest the Marlins—
Wait, what? It's opening night!"
Those people were dicks

Just five wins this year
Which is better than I thought
Punch me in the dick

It's hard to believe
I blog about these losers
Punch me in the dick

Should have made a blog
About going to the zoo
Punch me in the dick

If you're reading this
You haven't killed yourself yet
Thank you for the clicks

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