The first ZWR-SCWS matchup of the miserable 2013 season is tonight. Let's check it out.
Ricky Nolasco vs. John Lannan
John Lannan didn't stink his first time out. Ricky Nolasco has been okay. That's all the analysis you're going to get here. Now, let's see who has tonight's edge. Here's Phillies pitcher John Lannan...
|Wait, is that what I look like?|
And here's Marlins pitcher-slash-vagina slayer Ricky Nolasco...
|I'm so drunk.|
|I'm really drunk.|
Advantage Philliles. :(
No, but seriously, go check out Zoo With Roy if you haven't already. Dude's funny.