Wednesday, April 10, 2013
THE MARLINS ARE LOSERS, BUT YOU COULD BE A WINNER WITH THESE T-SHIRTS
As this season spirals down the toilet, it becomes increasingly clear that there are only two things to care about this year: Hating Jeffrey Loria and loving GIANCARLOCRUZMICHAELSTANTON. And what better way to do that than with a "GIANCARLO MURDERS BASEBALLS / JEFFREY LORIA MURDERS BASEBALL" t-shirt? Yeah, I know, I can't think of one either.
Also, instead of wallowing in your Marlins misery, you could be jumping on the Heat bandwagon with this wonderful LEBRON JAMES TROLLFACE t-shirt! What's the LeBron trollface, you ask? Just a little something that he does from time to time during interviews that he may or may not have learned about from this t-shirt. Yup. LeBron reads SCWS. Because he's awesome. BOOM!
So, go get yours. Especially the GIANCARLO one. Dude looks mighty depressed out there. Let's show him that we still care.
[SCWS T-shirt Shoppe]