Monday, May 13, 2013

THE MARLINS LOST A BUNCH OF GAMES BUT YOU WERE SLEEPING WHEN IT HAPPENED SO IT DOESN'T COUNT

The last time we spoke, on May 5th, the Marlins were ending Roy Halladay's career, which was nice. You probably wanna hold onto that memory, because Loria's band of merry misfits has played 6 games since, recorded more than 1 run just twice, and won just once. Luckily it all happened on the West Coast, so you probably slept through it. Can I get a "Yay, Marlins!"

You now get a day off of not caring about the Marlins before they begin a three game series against the Reds that you won't care about either. Tuesday night is Star Trek Night at Marlins Park (I couldn't even make this up), so feel free to dress like an alien and also shoot yourself in the face, because nobody else associated with that awful show has had the self-respect to do so.

And now for a bunch of photos of Marlins players doing Marlins things:




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