Wednesday, July 16, 2014

A NEW CHAPTER OF SCWS BEGINS…



A little over a year ago, this here blog came to its unofficial end. Having neither the time nor the desire to come up with witty Photoshops about stick figure Marlins, I let the site sit there. And sit there. And sit there. It's got so much dust on it right now, it might as well be your grandmother's vagina. (There's a visual for ya.)

SO, WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE BACK?!!

Nope.

OH.

Don't be sad. After 14 months of silence, this tiny piece of the internet is making its triumphant return!

WAIT, WHAT?

With a new voice.

HUH?

A new leader.

!!!!!!!!!!!

A leader who loves GIANCARLOCRUZMICHAELSTANTON and terrible Photoshops maybe even more than myself.

NO WAY!

Way! And she's a new leader with boobs. (BOOBS, GUYS! BOOBS!)

Okay, here's the deal. Her name is @KMT9—well, that's her Twitter name, at least—and she'll introduce herself in the coming days. She'll assume the role of your new fearless leader around these parts, as I hand the keys of the site over to her and watch as she crashes it into an MS Paint pole that she'll then proceed to swing from as she strategically removes articles of clothing while Def Leppard plays in the background.

For realsies, though, she should have nothing to worry about. You guys have always been great to me and I suspect you'll be even greater to a writer with fully functioning nipples. If she needs anything (or, hell, if you guys need anything), I'll always be right over here at Page Q Sports, or you can find me on the Twitter machine either here or here. I still love you guys and I would never truly leave you, but it's time the site was back in the hands of someone who can do it justice.

So, with that, it's time for me to step aside and let the new kid take over.

Good luck and happy stick figuring.


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